moo, moo, moo?

I hate backgrounds, so use your own.

Who the hell made this tragic homepage, anyway?

I assume you know whom the culprit was, seeing that you managed to get here. If not, you must be very strange and therefore telling you nothing about myself is probably the wisest option. If you know me you probably are strange. Last time I checked I was mostly human, though.

To those who have complained and sworn - a dedication.

the edge files.

requiem for a dead quark's friend

????? w00t

Okay, go away.